猶太人和中國人做生意

何生亮

中文釋版

                    

一個中國人要跟猶太人買38尺寸的黑色胸罩。

猶太人以擅於經商聞名，說黑色胸罩很少很難找所以一個要美金50元。

中國人買了25件。

幾天後中國人回來找猶太人這次訂50件。

猶太人說這更難一件要60美金。

一個月後，中國人又回來買50件這次一件要75美金。

猶太人疑惑為何有這麼大黑色胸罩的需求，就問中國人你是怎麼處理這些黑色胸罩？

中國人回答說：「我把它剪成一半，作成猶太人帶的小帽子，再以一個200美金賣給猶太人。」

                    

何生亮

English Version

                    

A Chinese goes to a Jew to buy black bras size 38.

The Jew, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to

buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.! 00 for them.

The Chinese buys 25 pairs.

He returns a few days later and this time orders fifty.

The Jew tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.

The Chinese returns a month later and buys the Jew’s remaining stock of 50, and this time for $75.00 each.

The Jew is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black bras and asks the Chinese, please tell me:

What do you do with all these black bras?

The Chinese answers: ‘I cut them in half and sell the halves as skull caps to the Jews for $200.00 each.

                    

leekf333

何生亮 發表於 2012-6-5 11:15
中文釋版

                    

中國人做生意.....一直刀係........

henry1328

咪當我老襯

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felsino

二次创作，太有才了~

HKOXSEX

有水位就買, 生意人

schmid9394

Those Jews could not differentiate this?

luxembourg

中國人做生意係最醒，因為轉數快。

parma

同中國人講手段,學下野啦

Peers123

中國人讚

ovaries

if he was cutting bra in half, then size 32,34,36,38 all the same.

adhk

妙, 絕妙.

shotgun

好卵頭

shiusiu

那時才發現原來有人比我手段更高

69hong

回復 何生亮 #1 的帖子

谢谢分享

monica2004

一山還有一山高

au386

That's  a really really good one.

au386

That's  a really really good one.

6094

在現今社會，猶太商法已遠遠不及我哋嘅強國商法喇........哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈

tvb_on99

幾得意丫個故事,hehe