黑色避孕套

yamato888

一日,有個麻甩佬走去叫雞,上去到"馬檻"就問個KEEPER有冇好介紹,個KEEPER就話啦:[波妹啦!波妹五百.]
麻甩佬:[嘩!咁貴呀!有冇D平D呀.]
個KEEPER又話啦:[北妹啦!北妹三百.]
麻甩佬又話啦:[嘩!咁貴呀!仲有冇D平D呀.]
KEEPER又話啦:[賓妹啦!百五.]
麻甩佬又話啦:[嘩!仲有冇再平D呀.]
KEEPER又話啦:[你咁煩!咁五十蚊啦!]
麻甩佬話:[嘩!咁平!好呀!好呀!]
KEEPER又話啦:[你而家拎個黑色避孕套去尾房,條女係入面啦.]
麻甩佬入到尾房,漆黑一片,只見房中有張床,床上有條女冇著衫褲訓響度,佢即刻衝上去做,做完出黎就問個KEEPER啦:[嘩!真係好底呀,不過我有唔明呀,點解要用黑色套?]
個KEEPER就話啦:[咁做都係尊重死者嗜!]

tomato

black humour, great !