專一定花心(我的愛情故事)

假波男

原帖由 mastertim 於 2010-2-4 18:02 發表
講到最後,大家講好,公平競爭,
以芸幸福為主,由芸決定嫁邊個.

ching 你信佢一成都死. :nono: :nono:

當年有你做軍師,肯定歷史要改寫,
我唔使系度寫回憶錄咁pk!

假波男

尋晚夜有個上海人鬧我

有晚我上左芸個apartment同佢apartment整暖氣,
整整下,芸唔知做乜發脾氣,正想丙我之際,
條友打電話來,可能聽到我系度,兀呀芸.
芸立即扯火:
"Shut up! What I do and what I don't is none of your business.
  I told you before I am no virgin no more. Who in this country
  can still be virgin after High School, huh?"
扔電話!
我心正話好彩,點知芸鬧得性起,轉頭見我似笑非笑個衰樣,
連我都鬧埋:"你同佢講過我的乜野呀?"
"冇..冇呀! 佢問我以前同你系點咪照直講啦,冇講 大話!"

[ 本帖最後由 假波男 於 2010-2-27 23:37 編輯 ]

假波男

"我同你講埋,我只系個爛燈盞,你想食豬唔使旨意"
"你後悔都未遲,可以即走!"
收起笑容,好嚴肅咁同佢講:"我系好鍾意你,但我從來
冇同你計較過,你要同佢去街,我有冇出過聲叫你唔好去?"
"你過往既事系點,我唔想知,我只知我想下半世人同你系埋一齊"

芸靜左落來,冇再出聲, 可能見我既反應出乎佢意料之外都唔定.

整完暖氣,起身抱左佢一抱,"我頭先講既系真心既說話"
輕輕錫左佢一啖就走了.

假波男

回到自己個狗竇,稔下,今次真系公平競爭啦,
齊齊冇運行,不過,如果搵到系邊隻鬼仔經手,
我同條友一定會聯手打七佢一餐,先至再決鬥!

假波男

聖誕舞會

差唔多聖誕,公司 annual dinner ,在酒店舉行,
算是較formal,且可以帶partner出席.
芸化了妝,換上長裙晚裝,那種美跟當年謝師宴又不同了.
芸挽著我手臂行入ballroom,頗有"My fair lady"套戲
Col. Pickering 挽著 Eliza 行入皇宮的感覺.

離遠見到大老闆同個老人家傾計,還揮手叫我過去,
原來系個日訓話左我半個鍾頭個客,
在老闆面前讚我,芸在我旁邊聽到亦覺有face了.

[ 本帖最後由 假波男 於 2010-2-6 23:49 編輯 ]

假波男

由於人唔多,冇編seating,
選左Katie同佢男友旁邊,
對面就坐左倉庫個13點妹仔同佢男友.
開頭大家客客氣氣,到飲多兩杯,就多野講啦
13點開始up我在倉俾佢笑個單魚野,
同佢男友講"you should see how shy he was"
Katie 亦答口"Yeah he sure is shy"
跟住講感恩節整古我單野出來,的人已經開始笑,
突然醒起:"Hey Bobby, you still haven't answer my question; are you still a virgin?"
成班友當堂大笑,而笑得得最大聲梗系13點.
芸則搵隻眼望下我,細細聲講"咁好機會都唔制?"

假波男

玩得很開心,酒飲多了,芸本來唔飲亦飲了一的,
走的時候,芸整個人都靠在我身上,
沒有送芸返佢apartment,把車直開回自己度,
芸沒有反對.

mastertim

原帖由 假波男 於 2010-2-4 22:54 發表
玩得很開心,酒飲多了,芸本來唔飲亦飲了一的,
走的時候,芸整個人都靠在我身上,
沒有送芸返佢apartment,把車直開回自己度,
芸沒有反對.

向好方向想:你的芸覺得欠你一d嘢,應該俾你,
向壞方向想:你的芸覺得應該吃咗你,費事一不留神俾其他女仔攞咗就唔扺啦.
ching I think you know what I am talking about,right?

假波男

原帖由 mastertim 於 2010-2-5 00:36 發表
向好方向想:你的芸覺得欠你一d嘢,應該俾你,
向壞方向想:你的芸覺得應該吃咗你,費事一不留神俾其他女仔攞咗就唔扺啦.
ching I think you know what I am  ...

Yes, I do. Only that --
心中只有芸把扎了髻的長髮放下來,繼而湖水藍的長裙掉下的一幕,
從沒仔細分析過.

有一點ching你亦說出追女仔之道,
就系遷就還遷就,有時都要用的手段壓力,
亦間接証明有競爭先有進步這道理.

假波男

第一次上床

二人在床上時,芸攪著我,說
"男,問你一個問題,你嗰晚講既野系唔系真心架?"
"真,你都知我從來唔講大話呃你既."
"咁你真系好愛我啦"
"妳知就好啦"
"你系幾時開始愛上我架?"
"由form 3 時你遞本書俾我應付英文老師那一分鐘,我就愛上你了!"
"真系 ? "
"咁你又幾時先至愛上我 ?"
"我講你唔准嬲架."
"其實個陣時,只系對拍拖好奇,想試下系乜感覺"
"而且我爸媽又咁多應酬,成日不在家,覺得悶,
  而同你在一起,永遠都有講不完既話題,沒有悶場"
"所以那時只可以算系喜歡你,未系愛上你"

[ 本帖最後由 假波男 於 2010-2-6 23:48 編輯 ]

假波男

"咁個次我話你唔愛我之後就俾我摸呢?"
"你為我做左咁多野,唔回報一下好似對唔住你咁,
而且矇豬話好舒服我都想試下"
"至於臨走個陣時,晚晚上你屋企,
我稔系我更鍾意你屋企個種家庭溫暖感覺"
"唔系個陣時我唔鍾意你,而系未有同你一生一世個種感覺"
"我覺得要有個種感覺先叫愛"

假波男

"到你今次過來美國,再系埋一齊,我先有呢種感覺"
"唔系一見番面就立即有,而系呢幾個月慢慢積累來的"
"那次你俾佢打一鎚,你估我唔知系你出古惑?"
"不過見到你趺倒個分鐘就不自覺緊張你"
"你知唔知個晚上來整暖氣,我做乜發脾氣呀"
"唔知播,我以為又系經前症侯群之燥狂症發作咋"
"死啦你!我系嬲鬼妹仔,你次次上來佢都零舍著得少衫,"
"到我發現自己會呷醋,我就知真系愛上你了."

假波男

"哦,原來系咁.當時邊得閒睇佢咩,
"我只知整唔掂的暖氣就實凍死你地兩個人,
"喂,佢真系著好少衫咩? 有冇妳而家咁少呀?"
"唔話你知,喂,隻手到此為止,以下遊客止步"
"唔止呢?" "你夠胆就試下!"

假波男

"喂,唔好搞住呀,"
"都話唔好搞住呀,我仲有野同你講呀"
"我想等我畢業個concert完左之後同你去旅行,
  有個浪漫的環境先至.....呀"
"先至咩呀?" "哎俾你激死,唔睬你"
"好,好,好, 我既公主!妳話事,妳話事!"

假波男

"男,乜公司的女仔真系咁開放咩?
"Katie雖然口多,但睇得出佢好愛佢男友
"13點就離晒譜,聽見你系處男對眼好似放光咁,
"喂,計正佢系倉點解好似同你咁熟既?"
"芸,夜啦,訓啦,聽日你仲要見教授."
"訓唔著呀,人地仲想同你傾計呀"
"乖啦,最多我同妳掃背脊um妳訓啦"
"好呀!個陣時聽伯母講話你細個時時都要佢同你掃背脊先肯訓"
"我就稔梗系好舒服,好想試既啦"
"咁你訓番埋來的,攬番住我先"
"唔,咁呀?"

冇幾耐就連我都訓著了.

Juwan5

C-hing, you are very sweet person. I know I sound gay especially from saying this from a guy's mouth.
I have to admit,  you are really taken care of her.

mastertim

ching我發覺你d記性好到無人有,比起你,我唔及你一半,不過,也反映出這段情唔止刻在你心中,印在你腦海中咁簡單,簡直係己經進入咗你生命中的每一個細胞,也讓我明白你不能從這段情抽身的原因.至此,小弟只能以沉默來回應,真的不知說什麼好............

假波男

原帖由 Juwan5 於 2010-2-6 00:07 發表
C-hing, you are very sweet person. I know I sound gay especially from saying this from a guy's mouth.
I have to admit,  you are really taken care of her.

Oh thanks!
To me it's no problem, even if you are really gay.
I guess that's what love should be.

假波男

原帖由 mastertim 於 2010-2-6 00:35 發表
ching我發覺你d記性好到無人有,比起你,我唔及你一半,不過,也反映出這段情唔止刻在你心中,印在你腦海中咁簡單,簡直係己經進入咗你生命中的每一個細胞,也讓我明白你不能從這段情抽身的原因.至此,小弟只能以沉默來回應, ...

Thanks.
Good memory is a blessing, as well as a curse from heaven.
Lucky for me that since childhood, I have developed the skill of forgetting the unhappy stuff!

假波男

原帖由 Juwan5 於 2010-2-6 00:07 發表
C-hing, you are very sweet person. I know I sound gay especially from saying this from a guy's mouth.
I have to admit,  you are really taken care of her.

話俾大家聽,掃背系必殺技,
lum細baby同大baby都合用!

不過千奇唔好系地鐵試!