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本帖最後由 梅麻呂 於 2012-7-24 00:39 編輯
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暑假現在放緊喇,係哩個漫長嘅暑假裡面,好等一班滿咗18+嘅年輕人,唔會荒廢學孽,現推出一個及時進補暑期補習班,教教大家一D日常英文生字,好等一班滿咗18+嘅年輕人,係哩個漫長嘅暑假裡面,好好充實自己.第時有計媾到件鬼妹,上到床都唔會口窒窒,咁瘀吖嘛.
以下係一個日常英文生字連結以作參考:
http://www.rubmaps.com/rubmaps-slang
第四堂
修陰肌
修陰肌乃係術語,意思即是囡囡控制陰道內壁嘅肌肉用嚟刺激條仔碌 JJ,果吓一鬆一緊,真係令人快活似神仙呀,咁修陰肌嘅英文又點講呢?
吓~!Radio?梗係唔係啦!修陰肌嘅英文係叫Pompoir.
以下係維基百科連結以作參考:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pompoir#cite_note-greatsexbook-0 (英文)
為咗支持活動教學,今堂會播段短片比大家,係關於鍛煉修陰肌嘅教學,實行多媒體學習,
等第時大家可以教識自己條女吖嘛, 不過段短片係全英語嘅.....都叫咗你地學好D英文架啦....!
請到以下連結學習修陰肌教學:
http://www.landging.com/pompoir_case.html (英語)
好喇~!睇完片嘅話,又教教大家Pompoir係點讀同點用囉喎.
Pompoir讀音(Pom·po·ir) 廣式英語拼音 (Pom.婆.牙)
用法
例句1:
Karen: Hey, I haven't seen Kitty lately, have you?
Fiona: Haven't you heard? She discovered she could perform pompoir and dropped out of school to move to TV show.
解作:
Karen: 喂~!做乜近排唔見Kitty蒲頭嘅?你有冇見呀?
Fiona: 乜你收唔到風咩?佢發現自己練成咗修陰真經,依家佢退咗學仲轉咗去電視台做表演添.
例句2:
Alex: Hey~! Bob, long time no see...
Bob: Yeah, around 3 years..
Alex: What happend with Monica? Are you still dating?
Bob: No, she is not longer my girlfriend.
Alex: Oh, what a shame, she use to do such a great great pompoir ....., anyway, it doesn't matter now, right?
Bob: Mmmm...We've got married last year..
解作:
Alex: 唏~~Bob,好久耐無見....
Bob:係呀~!成3碌啦~
Alex: 同Monica點呀? 仲拍緊拖呀?
Bob:無囉~!佢而家都唔係我條女咯!
Alex: 嘩~~!乜咁哂料呀?佢以前果招修陰肌..真係正到...不過咁.,家吓都無所謂啦,係咪?
Bob:唔...唔...我地上年先結咗婚........
好喇!今堂教住大家咁多先, Goodbye Class!
想重溫上次教學嘅同學請到以下連結:
通色科-得慾及覺淫教慾 第一堂-毒龍鑽
通色科-得慾及覺淫教慾 第二堂-奶撻
通色科-得慾及覺淫教慾 第三堂-啜精
想進修下一堂教學嘅同學請到以下連結:
通色科-得慾及覺淫教慾 第五堂-執二灘
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