Lebron james沒拿到冠軍，大家酸他的笑話

kkkkaichuan · 發表於 2011-6-16 16:44:29

1. Did you hear about LeBron's cell phone? It only vibrates, there's no ring.
你聽過Lebron的手機響嗎？因為他只有震動，沒有鈴聲。

附註：戒指和鈴聲的英文都是ring，諷刺他拿不到冠軍戒。

2. The city of Dallas declared tomorrow is LeBron James Day. Everyone gets to leave work 12 minutes early.
達拉斯宣布明天是Lebron James之日，每個人都可以提早12分鐘下班。

附註:說他只打了三節就下班了，諷刺他第四節隱形了。

: 3. How come Lebron only gave the guy 75 cents when asked for change for a
: dollar? Because he doesn't give the 4th quarter.
為什麼當有人拿出一元美鈔要和Lebron換零錢時，Lebron只會給你75分錢呢？因為他沒辦
法給你最後一節。

附註：美國25分錢的硬幣也叫quarter。也是笑他最後一節打不好。

: 4. The real reason Lebron didn't go to college....couldn't pass the finals.
Lebron沒有念大學的真正原因：因為他考不過期末考。因為他總決賽總是贏不了^^