Super Hero 超人的な故事

jo630 · 發表於 2010-2-22 09:00:55

> > >SUPER SEX!
> > >
> > >Superman was feeling bored after a long streak of crime fighting and
> > >wanted to go out and party.
> > >
> > >He called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some
> > >girls. Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him.
> > >
> > >A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a
> > >few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Cat Woman.
> > >
> > >As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonder Woman's apartment to see
>if
> > >she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonder Woman naked on
> > >the bed with her legs open.
> > >
> > >Superman thought to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet, I could
> > >be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was
> > >happening."
> > >
> > >So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flew off happily.
> > >
> > >Meanwhile on the bed, Wonder Woman said, "Did you hear something?"
> > >
> > >"No!" said the Invisible Man, "but my ass sure hurts like hell!"