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發表於 2009-5-6 14:45:11 | 顯示全部樓層 |閱讀模式
雖然已經係實行緊, 但係出年應該會正式列明


1. If Manchester United are losing 2-0 at home and are totally embarassed by a team near relegation, they will be awarded a penalty!
2. If Man Utd are playing Liverpool at home they will be awarded a penalty however if Man Utd lose and get 1-4 spanking. Fergie can say that they were the better side and still be classed as a genius!
3. No manager can take on Mr. Ferguson in any "mind-games" he is obviously the master at it and the media applaud him for taking his morning dump as a tactical victory!
4. Ryan Giggs can win the P.F.A despite starting only 12 games and scoring 1 goal nevermind he started the majority of these games as a centre-forward.
5. Paul Scholes is the most under-rated genius the perfect midfielder under-rated not given recognition despite that every commentator and journalist says that FACT at least 5 times a game/segment
6. Cristiano Ronaldo is the greatest player look at the amount of goals he has scored. Do NOT look at the amount of dives, penalties or tap-ins.
7. Wayne Rooney can have sexual relations with prostitutes over the age of 55 but this cannot be mentioned as it would disgrace a charming chap.
8. Ronaldo Rooney and Anderson can use prostitutes without being judged.
9. Rio Ferdinand can get an 8 month ban for drug abuse and still be considered a role model.
10.If Rafa Benitez brings any facts to the media he will be seen as a rambling ranting mad man. Every newspaper that quotes Rafa will be titled RANTING RAFA for the next 8 months.
11. Man Utd are allowed 12 players and can rotate between Howard Webb, Graham Poll and Mike Riley.
12. If Rafa changes 1 player from his last team he will be seen as a rotator gambler etc. if Fergie changes 11 players and replaces Vidic with a Scarecrow he will be seen as a wily genius Scot keeping his star players fresh for the following match.
13. Ferguson is allowed to call a media ban and refuse to talk to the media following a 4-1 spanking by Liverpool and 2-0 defeat to Fulham. The ban will be lifted once United win again. Also Sky will be blamed if Man United get embarassed at home 1-4 to Liverpool and no-one will pass judgement.
*all rules must be approved by Alex Ferguson before the F.A


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發表於 2009-5-6 15:03:04 | 顯示全部樓層
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發表於 2009-5-7 09:47:15 | 顯示全部樓層
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發表於 2009-5-7 10:10:18 | 顯示全部樓層
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